Monday, May 10, 2010

did you ever wonder...

if it's zero degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
if a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would you know?
why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
if you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, why can't you be whelmed?
after the bus driver gets off the bus, who closes the door on the bus?
at a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
if a number 2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it still number 2?
why do psychics as you your name?
if sign-makers went on strike, whaat would their signs say?
why is the word abbreviation so long?
why are "wise-man" and "wise-guy" opposites?
if the sky is the limit, what's space?
can you get cornered in a round room?
if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?
if a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be naked or homeless?
wha do they use to ship styrofoam?
why are they called buildings if they're finished?
if you were driving the speed of light and you turned your headlights on, what would happen?
why is it when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
how can there be self-help groups?
why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

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