Wednesday, February 17, 2010

really funny =)

this is a really funny rap that a flight attendant did on a flight. readd :)
This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board serving you today:
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I'm here to tell you that,
shortly after takeoff, first things first
theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst.
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars,
if a monster energy drink is your plan
that'll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can!
We wont take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic
if you have a coupon then thats fantastic.
We know you're ready to go to new places,
open up the bench, put away your suitcases.
Carry on items go under your seat,
in front of you so none of you have things by your feet.
If you have a seat on a row with an exit,
we're gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it.
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you,
if you dont wanna then we're gonna re-seat you.
Before we leave, our advice is:
put away your electronic devices.
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up,
press the buton to make the seatback raise up.
Sit back relax, have a good time
its almost time to go, so i'm done with my rhyme.
Thank you for the fact that i wasnt ignored
this is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard.

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