Have you ever noticed?

Have you ever noticed how closely dog food and human food resemble these days?
Have you ever noticed how things you never want are almost always considerably cheaper?
Have you ever noticed that guys rarely sit with their legs together?
Have you ever noticed that when you're hiding, you always have to pee?
Have you ever noticed that people with bad breath always have something to whisper about?
Have you ever noticed that streetlights only work in your favor when you don't care?
Have you ever noticed that people who say they hate drama usually start a lot of it?
Have you ever noticed that you never have anything to wear before a date?
Have you ever noticed that your dentist always tries to strike conversation with you, even though their hands are in your mouth?
Have you ever noticed that you always think of the best comebacks after the fight is over?
Have you ever noticed that you carefully pick out the cutest bras, socks, and underwear; when nobody actually sees them?
Have you ever noticed that most online and texting conversations start with 'Hey, What's up?'
Have you ever noticed that the most annoying commercials are the most catchy?
Have you ever noticed that designer clothes are half as much fabric, but double the price of non-designer clothes?
Have you ever noticed that, no matter how great something is, there will always be that one person who disagrees?
Have you ever noticed that some people who claim to be religious are complete bitches?
Have you ever noticed how many times you look in the mirror every day?
Have you ever noticed that when you buy a pack of markers, the black one is always the first one to disappear?
Have you ever noticed that there aren't a lot of gas stations in big cities?
Have you ever noticed that your fingernails have a smell to them?
Have you ever noticed that popular people in highschool often turn out to be losers?
Have you ever noticed that almost everybody hated Michael Jackson until he died?
Have you ever noticed that no matter what mood you're in, you always answer the phone with a happy 'Hello?'
Have you ever noticed that Uggs are the ugliest things on the planet, but they're wildly popular?
Have you ever noticed that whenever you add new songs to your ipod, they're all you listen to?
Have you ever noticed that optimists are always able to see the bright side of other peoples' troubles?
Have you ever noticed that dwarfs all have the same face?
Have you ever noticed that your thumb and big toe are the exact same size?
Have you ever noticed that if you plug your nose and sing 'Party in the USA', you sound just like Miley Cyrus?

lol totally random but i like it :)